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Glossary
River Traffic
- MT = Merrie Thames, river Thames passenger boat, runs between Richmond and Teddington lock....great wash, nice driver (see Wash Hanging)
- YB = Yarmouth Belle, another passenger boat, naff wash, naff driver
- Gin Palace = Big pleasure cruisers usually driven by "Pompous Twits" (PT)
- Scullers = Mortal enemies, stealth bombers sometimes crewed by PT's
- Womens Eights = Often crewed by 8 young things in lycra
- Mens Eights = Often crewed by young PT's
- Rowing boats - hired = Often seen mid river, rowing against the tide. Fun to watch, sometimes need rescuing
- Raft = Pontoon giving club paddlers access to river (below the club connected to towpath by a ramp)
- PLA = Port of London Authority launch
- Lifeboat = Newly installed at Teddington, responsible for more capsizes than any other boat.....
River Furniture
- Darkness = Inky stuff, used for paddling in during the winter (with reluctance). Name of a band but we have not been ableto get their opinion on paddling yet
- Glovers = Small Island above and to the right of club, used for time trials and faffing around
- Runway = 100m'ish dash past moored boats at Hamertons
- Hamertons = Foot passenger ferry across Thames, opposite Marble hill park
- The Car Park = Below Eel pie start of a 1000M ending at Glovers
- Eel Pie = Island, three times larger than Glovers, 2K from club, right hand side (looking downstream) gives 500M+ race
- The Beach = Mud and sand above Eel Pie (on left going upstream), good for capsizing & frolicking
- TYM = Thames Young Mariners, Yachting club
- Lock = Teddington Lock
- Royal = The Royal Canoe club
- Half lock = last lock on the tideway, below Richmond Bridge
- Tideway = Tidal bit up to Teddington
- Traffic Light = Lights at Teddigton lock indicating which lock to enter
Pubs
- White Swan = pub at lower end of Eel Pie, good beach, dodgy loos
- White Cross = Youngs pub downstream of Richmond bridge, nice food, expensive soft drinks
- Slug = Slug and Lettuce, good food, good beer, cheep soft drinks, excellent foot dangling opportunities
- Rose of York = Up the Petersham road towards Ham, a few hundred meters from the club. "Man in the box" lager
People
- Trev = Esteemed racing secretary
- Rear Admiral = Sean, Club Commodore
- Peter = Adult Beginners coach and shorts wearer
- Marcus = Improvers coach and Trick Cyclist.
- Sue = Capsize coach
- PT = Pompous twits
- TPT = Tow Path...er..rhymes with bottie?
- Seniors = Well...varies but can mean old, Fast, Slow, Elite and occasionally Tiddly Wink champions
- Juniors = Whippersnappers who quite often don't know their place
- Committee = Those who couldn't get their hands down quick enough at the last AGM
Blagging, know your boats & equipment
- K1 = 1 person kayak
- K2 = 2 Person Kayak
- K3 = 3 person (tho very rare)
- K4 = 4 person kayak.....
- K5 = K4 + two juniors wedged in at number 4
- Wings = paddles
- Flats = ironed wings
- Regina,Whisper, Stilleto = Racing K2s
- Jag = Jaguar, racing K1, old shape
- Cougar = Lo vol K1 for the Ladeeez
- C1, C2 = 1 and 2 man canoes, including Hi Kneeling kamikazee things
- "Skinny" = New shape boats
Races
- 10K = Weds time trial race, 3 laps of torture
- 200M, 500M, 1000M = Sprint distances, raced at regattas
- A to D = sprint divisions (A - C for women...who do things with fewer letters)
- Vets = Animal doctors (and older paddlers, 35+)
- Divisions = 1 - 9 covering marathon distances (4Km upwards), 1 = v good 9 = mostly juniors and medal hunters
- Descent = as in "River Descent", Liffey, Exe, Conway (ascent!) and lots of others in parts foreign; Douzie, Sella
- DW = 125 mile Devizes to Westminster
- Thameside = warm-up races for the DW, held on the Thames
- Waterside = warm-up races for the DW, held on the...er....water
- Hare and Hounds = Staggerd start to try get everyone to finish at the same time
Canoeing Technique
- Big Plan = Sort of plan that is more statement of "desirable outcome" than "intent" but certainly involves a top three place in Mens B final at the Nationals next year tho might have to downgrade that to "Top three finish in anything"
- Circuits = Tuesday nite torture run by Trish "Training for success" Davey
- Power Circles = Sort of satanic rite thing, 5 pointed star and all that
- Stroke Phase = Bit rude but can be helpful to analyse it
- Hydodynamic lift = The buzz you get from falling in
- Catch = as in "...I can't catch those damn juniors..."
- Winging = making it up
- Rotation = Something to do with crops?
- Draw stroke = Possibly illegal
- Bow rudder = I thought the steering bit was at the other end?
- Support stroke = Applause heard when someone falls in
- High brace = A bit like High Tea without scones
- Low brace = Back support for veterans
- Slap support = Firm, open handed blow applied to hysterical paddler
- Interval training = Tiring stuff, best avoided
Racing Terms
- Le Mans Start = Have to run to your boat at the start. Sounds daft and probably is.
- Monte Carlo starts = Bit like Le Mans start but more of a lottery
- Wash hanging = considered cheating by those who can't do it. Arrestable offence when sprint racing
- Cheating = see "Wash Hanging"
- Burn = Setting fire to competitors boats or, more accurately, "Burning" past them.
- Regatta = Sprint racing, often in Nottingham, with a party on the Saturday nite
- Marathon = Long distance stuff, generally no party
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